Who am I kidding? This shit happens all the time everywhere there’s a woman who faints at the sight of varicose veins.

This from People:
Dennis Quaid and Kimberly Quaid are the proud parents of twins Thomas Boone Quaid and Zoe Grace Quaid, born Thursday in Santa Monica, Calif., a rep for the couple tells PEOPLE.

Thomas Boone was born at 8:26 a.m. and weighed 6 lb. 12 oz., while Zoe Grace came two minutes later and weighed 5 lb. 9 oz.

In a statement, the Quaids said, “God has definitely blessed us.”

The twins were born via a gestational carrier – a woman who carries another couple’s baby conceived by the parents’ own egg and sperm. (Pilates is played — ttt)

After the pregnancy was announced in May, Quaid, 53, told PEOPLE, “We are both so thrilled and excited. This is something we’ve wanted for some time.”

The twins are Quaid’s second and third children. He also has a 17-year-old son, Jack Henry, with ex-wife Meg Ryan.

Just so you know, when I get pregnant, you won’t be able to fit me on your screen. Yeah, I’m talking to you 24-inch Mac monitors. I might save you the embarrassment and chill on the home movies. Nobody without a medical degree below the birthing screen.