Okay so the lead guy is my favorite from Rome. Cool. But what is up with the swagger jagger jacking of the plot from “The Time Traveler’s Wife”?? Audrey Niffenegger, girl, you besta sue!

I’m ’bout to go watch the rest of the show. Ahem.

“Meet Renato: a pasta-loving, Dean Martin-worshipping Italian-American living la dolce vita and working at his papa’s Little Italy deli. Until his African-American birth parents show up, claiming he’s their long-lost son Leroy. Now that he’s suddenly black, “Leroy” tries his best to shoot hoops and dig hip-hop, but all he really wants is for everyone to just get along.”

I thought this phase in Hollywood was done. Are you that desperate for the gimmick? I have some readable/enjoyable scripts available for purchase if so. You won’t even need wet wipes after reading them.