The cast of the remake of The Wiz has been announced. Execs have decided to merge the Tin Man and the Lion together to make a Andre Leon Talley (has anybody else realized his initals are close to ATL -ALT - A Lettuce Tomato. A Long Turkey. A Lion Tail). Eviline will be played by Kimmy and Russell will be producing her hit single “Don’t Nobody Bring Me No Bad News.” And since Michael Jackson has lost his work visa in the States, the Scarecrow will be played by Britney Spears who has decided to pull money out of her head to read rather than Chinese fortunes because she said they didn’t come with duck sauce. Oh wait. That IS Michael Jackson.