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More reasons to annihilate Paris Hilton

November 17th, 2006

More reasons to annihilate Paris Hilton

There’s really no original idea to my disdain for this person who really should not be famous. Because of her, a whole gate load of uninteresting bitches with money think they need to come out from their daddy’s trust fund and show their asses and lack of real fashion sense have come out and bored me with their presence.

BUT now, I have a slightly famous comrade in Tina Fey. She was on the Stern’s radio show and ranted about UWG (Ugly White Girl). The folks at City Rag caught it all:

She said Paris had “the hair of a fraggle“, and left “nasty wads of Barbie hair on the floor” from her “cheap weave”!
Tina caught Paris’s giant man hands and said they were as long as her forearm.
More zingers below!…
Paris actually takes herself seriously and “embraces her stupidity”.
She asked them to write a skit so she could play Jessica Simpson “because I hate her” “she’s fat”.
Paris was so uninterested in anyone else the staff had a bet to see if she would ask anyone something personal (like “how are you”).
She did at one point ask someone “is Maya Rudolph Italian?” (she’s half Black, half Jewish)

Tis a pity. I love Fraggle Rock.

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