So false alarm on the Bey and Eva love scene. And I will burn extra candles and a few chants at the alter for somebody preventing me from seeing those two be “in love.” Sofia? Yes! Bey and Eva? No! In case you missed my answer to one of the readers who commented, I have no problem with actors playing a sexuality that’s alternate from their own. After ten years of theater and playwrighting, I’m so on top of the whole craft thing that it would make your head spin. Don’t believe me? Google me! T. Tara Turk. Believe it! However, that’s a respect reserved for ACTORS. Not celebrities. Or. Cele-ctors. Ha. Cele-ctors. Get it?
Moving right along. I have no reviews for you yet but check back on Monday. I’m itching to do Darren Aronofsky’s “The Fountain” alongside Denzel’s “Deja Vu.” Does anyone else think Beyonce should sing the title song for that? It could be just like the Bond pictures. Bey could shake her thing thing in the cornea of Denzel’s eye in the video. That’s art.
Crazy shit of the day:
Did you hear that Mike Tyson is going to be a male escort for a legalized brothel working with Heidi Fleiss? Do your thing, pa. Ladies, feeling a little down and untouched? For a few g’s you can have this fool eat your eggs out of your womb! He’s ferocious!
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/11/16/mike_tyson_to_be_a_prostitute?full=1
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No need to fret. P Hitlon has already annihilated herself in the public eye. We’re just watching the slow tortuous burn in the media.
Comment by Anonymous — November 23, 2006 @ 9:23 am