More reasons to annihilate Paris Hilton
There’s really no original idea to my disdain for this person who really should not be famous. Because of her, a whole gate load of uninteresting bitches with money think they need to come out from their daddy’s trust fund and show their asses and lack of real fashion sense have come out and bored me with their presence.
BUT now, I have a slightly famous comrade in Tina Fey. She was on the Stern’s radio show and ranted about UWG (Ugly White Girl). The folks at City Rag caught it all:
She said Paris had “the hair of a fraggle“, and left “nasty wads of Barbie hair on the floor” from her “cheap weave”!
Tina caught Paris’s giant man hands and said they were as long as her forearm.
More zingers below!…
Paris actually takes herself seriously and “embraces her stupidity”.
She asked them to write a skit so she could play Jessica Simpson “because I hate her” “she’s fat”.
Paris was so uninterested in anyone else the staff had a bet to see if she would ask anyone something personal (like “how are you”).
She did at one point ask someone “is Maya Rudolph Italian?” (she’s half Black, half Jewish)
Tis a pity. I love Fraggle Rock.
So false alarm on the Bey and Eva love scene. And I will burn extra candles and a few chants at the alter for somebody preventing me from seeing those two be “in love.” Sofia? Yes! Bey and Eva? No! In case you missed my answer to one of the readers who commented, I have no problem with actors playing a sexuality that’s alternate from their own. After ten years of theater and playwrighting, I’m so on top of the whole craft thing that it would make your head spin. Don’t believe me? Google me! T. Tara Turk. Believe it! However, that’s a respect reserved for ACTORS. Not celebrities. Or. Cele-ctors. Ha. Cele-ctors. Get it?
Moving right along. I have no reviews for you yet but check back on Monday. I’m itching to do Darren Aronofsky’s “The Fountain” alongside Denzel’s “Deja Vu.” Does anyone else think Beyonce should sing the title song for that? It could be just like the Bond pictures. Bey could shake her thing thing in the cornea of Denzel’s eye in the video. That’s art.
Crazy shit of the day:
Did you hear that Mike Tyson is going to be a male escort for a legalized brothel working with Heidi Fleiss? Do your thing, pa. Ladies, feeling a little down and untouched? For a few g’s you can have this fool eat your eggs out of your womb! He’s ferocious!
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/11/16/mike_tyson_to_be_a_prostitute?full=1